The Friday Poem
Welcome to The Friday Poem. Every Friday morning we post one review or feature, plus a poem selected from the collection under discussion. If you subscribe, this comes straight into your inbox ready for you to enjoy with your mid-morning beverage. This week, Dane Holt takes a gander at GUB, Scott McKendry’s new collection from Corsair Books. Holt says: “Everything in McKendry’s work is handled with dedicated verve and swerve and an unimpeachable ethical core.” The Friday Poem is on Substack too – come and take a look.
Belphégor, Lord of the Gap, Hell’s Ambassador to France
Bradypus variegates, the brown-throated three-toed sloth,
is surely the laziest bastard in the South American jungle.
Once a week, she climbs down from the high canopy
into the O horizon, where she takes a shite on the detritus.
This is dangerous, as there are jaguars there, and yourselves.
Is the brown-throated three-toed sloth afraid? Is she fuck.
You would cootchie-woo cootchie-wootchie-coo any sloth.
So would I. But she neither wants nor needs our affection;
nor our sympathy when the harpy eagle swoops in for the kill.
Taking it in their stride, all sloths know evil, and this isn’t it.
Would you cootchie-woo cootchie-wootchie-coo a layabout?
a human one? Would you fuck. You’d say, ‘Pull yourself up
by your bootstraps, away out and work or start a revolution.’
And you wouldn’t cootchie-wootchie-coo a beggar neither.
Harpy eagles don’t beg for brown-throated three-toed sloths –
like all good entrepreneurs amongst the Homines sapientes
they go out and take the bastarding bull by the bastarding horns.
You would feed a ploughman’s lunch to a harpy eagle. Admit it.
The Knorr cryodesiccated noodle ship would be touring along
the river creating a market amongst the Amazonian tribespeople
and you’d be cootchie-woo cootchie-wootchie-cooing a sloth;
or feeding bits of Red Leicester and pickle to a hungry harpy eagle
from a bumbag slung over a branch. And I, Belphégor, would be
egging you on. ‘Go on, love,’ I’d say, ‘that’s fucking ingenious.’
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